1. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
2. Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
3. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
4. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
5. Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
6. Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
7. I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
8. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
9. The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but at least you don't have to mow it.