1. I like
long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
2. I was
going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
3. If at
first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
4. Sometimes
I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
5. If
tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
6. Money is
the root of all wealth.
7. No matter
how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
8. I thought
my brain was really unique until someone told me that every brain is.
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