If everyone is unique, does that mean the whole world is a cacophony?
There's a fine line between genius and insanity—and I'm walking it.
If this is life, I'm canceling my reservation and I want a refund!
We've got what it takes to take what you've got. The IRS.
Laziness pays off in the moment. Hard work has a future payoff—often much larger.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who cannot.
Keep honking—while I reload.
If you are reading this, STOP and watch the road.
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel.
Boldly going nowhere.