Friday, November 17, 2017

Bumper Stickers

In 2016 I put a few examples of bumper stickers that I had collected in one of my blogs. The really fun part was that readers began sending me more examples. Here are some of them (examples, not the readers!):

·         Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
·         Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
·         Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
·         It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
·         Learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control.
·         Forget the bacon, I’m bringing home crabs
·         Society has enough youth; how about a fountain of Smart?
·         Auntie Em: Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy.
·         The wife says I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck.
·         Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

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