Lexophilia and Lexophiles, 2

This is #2 in the Lexophilia and Lexophiles series. Enjoy!

1.   This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

2.   I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I simply cannot put it down.

3.   I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words

4.   Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations, of course.

5.   I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

6.   Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? 

7.   When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

8.   Just try writing with a broken pencil. It’s pointless.

9.   What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.