1. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
2. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
3. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
4. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
5. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
6. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
7. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
8. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.