Lexophilia and Lexophiles, 5

1.   If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

2.   With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

3.   Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

4.   When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

5.   The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

6.   A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

7.   You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

8.   Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.