Friday, September 30, 2016

Lexophilia and Lexophiles, 5

1.   If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
2.   With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
3.   Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
4.   When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
5.   The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
6.   A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
7.   You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
8.   Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

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