Friday, May 14, 2021

Fun Sayings from a Friend

Retired and under new management. See spouse for more information.

 I find that sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.

 One minute you are young and carefree. The next, you are turning down the car stereo to see better.

 Losing weight does not seem to be working for me. Therefore, from now on I plan to concentrate on getting taller.

 Some people are like clouds. Once they disappear, it turns out to be a beautiful day.

 I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing.

 Some people I am glad to see coming. Some people I am glad to see going.

 I have decided that common sense is not a gift—it is a punishment. I think that is because you must deal with those who does not have that gift. 

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