Friday, February 23, 2018

Clever Sayings, 2

More "clever" sayings from a friend of mine. You may need to think a bit to catch the implication or the linkage.

  • “I’ve lost a lot of weight!” Melanie expounded.
  • “I keep banging my head on things,” said Ben bashfully.”
  • “I’ll have to telegraph him again,” Ruth said, remorsefully.
  • “I can’t get down from the mountain,” Ted alleged.
  •  “You call this a musical?” Des asked, miserably.
  • “I keep on shocking myself,” said Jane, revolted.
  • “Can’t you make the fire hotter?” Bob bellowed.
  • “We’ll only sing in C and G,” the boys agreed, in accord.

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