1. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
2. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
3. You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish
4. When Ma saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.
5. Velcro—what a rip off!
6. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory—I hope there’s no pop quiz.
7. The dyslexic walked into a bra.
8. The turtle won a race with a rabbit by a hair.
9. PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.
10. My doctor said I need glasses but I don't see why.