Lexophilia and Lexophiles, 7

1.   Acupuncture: a jab well done.

2.   A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.

3.   You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

4.   When Ma saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.

5.   Velcro—what a rip off!

6.   Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory—I hope there’s no pop quiz.

7.   The dyslexic walked into a bra.

8.   The turtle won a race with a rabbit by a hair.

9.   PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.

10.        My doctor said I need glasses but I don't see why.