Sayings #3

1.   Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more talented fool.

2.   I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.

3.   Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

4.   If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

5.   A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

6.   Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

7.   When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.

8.   My wife got 8 out of 10 on her driver's test … the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.