Aphorisms, 6

• You need to take a bull by the horns—as long as you’re a knowledgeable bull fighter
• You're never too old to learn—that you’d be better off if you’d been learning all along
• You can’t fix stupid in anyone but yourself
• Straddling two boats definitely increases your risk of getting wet—unless the boats are in dry dock
• Why is it that when a dog bites a person it’s not news, but when a person bites a dog, it is?
• Old habits die hard
• Once bitten, twice shy
• Opportunity never knocks twice—typically others grasp the ones you missed or walk through the door that you ignored
• Opposites attract
• Out of sight, out of mind, but not necessarily out of danger