Friday, February 24, 2017

Sayings #5

1.   I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
2.   I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
3.   If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
4.   Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
5.   If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
6.   Money is the root of all wealth.
7.   No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
8. I thought my brain was really unique until someone told me that every brain is.

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