Aphorisms, 11

• If it ain't broke, leave it alone and stop trying to fix it
• If you do what you've always done you'll get what you've always got
• If you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas
• If you snooze while you’re awake, you lose
• Ignorance is bliss—until someone smarter comes along
• Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery unless you are imitating stupidity
• Keep your head above water unless you really know how to swim
• Ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking it
• Keep your nose to the grindstone—if you want to ruin your nose
• Keep your powder dry and your arrow sharp—which takes brains