Friday, November 20, 2020

You don't say!

If you can smile when things go wrong, you may have someone in mind to blame.


I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.


Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local community swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.


If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.


I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."


I'm great at multi-tasking; I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Artificial intelligence is often fixable; stupidity is not.

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