Signs at Indian Hills

A friend of mine just sent me these. Some “brain” at Indian Hills is getting a lot of exercise.

 I pulled a muscle digging for gold. Just a miner injury.

If you have to wear both a mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.

I never finish anything. I have a black best in partial arts.

I’m reading a book called “Quick Money for Dummies,” by Robin Banks.

Ghosts like to ride in elevators because it lifts their spirits.

Fungi puns are my yeast favorite. There’s too mushroom for error.

Lego store reopens after lockdown. Folks lined up for blocks.