- A sexy baby catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door
- Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you reply, "pick one because I can't do both." (Anyone for one-story living?)
- Getting l"ucky" means you find your car in the parking lot
- Getting "some action" means you don't need to take any fiber today
- You'd don't really mind where your spouse goes as long as you don't have to tag along
- Going braless is an instant and inexpensive face lift
- An "all-nighter" means not having to get up to pee
So be glad you are still around to grow older and hone your sense of humor so you can stay younger longer . . .