Friday, July 1, 2016

Bumper Stickers

A friend of mine sent me some bumper stickers and suggested I stick a few in my blog for variety. I’m good with that.

  • Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they initially appear
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest
  • Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
  • Where there's a will, I want to be in it
  • Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students
  • Dain bramaged
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
  • Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  • Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday

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