Friday, November 25, 2016

Lexophilia and Lexophiles, 9

1.   I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it 
    turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
2.   She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
3.   No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
4.   Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
5.   A dog gave birth to puppies beside the road and was cited for littering.
6.   A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
7.   Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
8.   I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

9.   Two hats were hanging on a rack. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on ahead."

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