Bumper Stickers, 3

• Humans come into the world naked, wet, and hungry—then things get sticky.

• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

• Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

• Hang up and pay attention to driving.

• Take an IQ test. I did. Got an “F”

• Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

• Treat your kids kindly as they’ll be selecting your nursing home.

• Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

• If you think nobody cares, miss a couple payments.