Friday, October 20, 2017

Bumper Stickers, 3

  • Humans come into the world naked, wet, and hungry—then things get sticky.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
  • Hang up and pay attention to driving.
  • Take an IQ test. I did. Got an “F”
  • Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
  • Treat your kids kindly as they’ll be selecting your nursing home.
  • Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
  • If you think nobody cares, miss a couple payments.

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