Most bulletins I’ve seen have read conained some type of blooper. Try these.
1) If you
choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly
2) Today’s
sermon outline: Delineate your fear, Disown your fear, Displace your rear.
3) Don't let
worry kill you—let this church help!
4) Thank you to
our Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess for preparing this month’s Communion.
5) Low Self
Esteem Support Group will meet next Thursday at 7 pm - please enter by the back
door.
6) The
peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
7) Please place
your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want
remembered.
8) Last Sunday
the Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan: "I
Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
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