Bumper Stickers

 

1)    Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they initially appear

      2)    A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

      3)    He who laughs last thinks slowest

      4)    Time is what keeps everything from happening at once

5)  there's a will, I want to be in it

6) Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students

7) Dain bramaged                                     

8) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

9) Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

10) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?