A ponderism can be defined as something that someone’s mind
has thought about, considered, asked, or weighed. More ponderisms:
- My folks ate a lot of
natural foods until they learned that most people die of natural causes.
- Are the Alphabet
song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star really the same tune?
- Life is sexually
transmitted, except in a test tube (unless it’s a very large test tube).
- Is a hearse carrying a corpse allowed to drive
in the carpool lane?
- The major difference
between a rut and a grave is the depth.
- Feeling blue? Start
breathing again and let it change your color.
- Good health is merely the
slowest possible rate at which you can die.
- Go figure: how is it that the neighbor’s dog
looks away if you blow in its face, but on a car ride it can’t wait to
stick its head out the window?
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