Friday, August 19, 2022

Lexophilia, Take 2

 

1.     An acupuncture is a jab well done.

2.     A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.

3.     You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

4.     When Ma saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

5.     Velcro is a rip off.

6.     Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory—I hope there’s no pop quiz.

7.     The turtle won a race with a rabbit by a hair.

8.     PMS jokes are not funny, period.

9.     My doctor said I need glasses, but for the life of me I don't see why.

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