Airline Travel, 2

• ·       On a flight that featured open seating, passengers were apparently having a hard time getting seated. Finally the flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, for heaven’s sake. Find a seat and get in it!"

•  ·       “Welcome aboard flight 271. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. Look, it works just like every other seat belt on the planet; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.”

• ·       "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will fall from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."