1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory. I got
canned because I could not concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it
-- mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about
the price.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too
exhausting.
5. Tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to
my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, But any way I sliced
it.... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician until I discovered I wasn't
noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I had no
patience.
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