Friday, January 26, 2018

Clever Sayings

A friend of mine sent me these sayings:

  • “I can’t believe I ate that whole pineapple!” Jack said dolefully.
  • “Too bad I lost the toothpaste,” Jill said crestfallen.
  • “We don’t have a home-run hitter,” Dan said ruthlessly.
  • “That’s the last time I pet a lion,” Anne said offhandedly.
  • “Just dig another ditch around the castle,” said Yan remotely.
  • “My steering wheel won’t turn,” Sally said straightforwardly.
  • “I shouldn’t sleep on railroad tracks,” Ned said beside himself.

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