Friday, December 4, 2020

Lexophilia Laughs


1.    I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

2.    She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

3.    No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

4.    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

5.    A dog gave birth to puppies beside the road and was cited for littering.

6.    A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

7.    Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

8.    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

9.    Two hats were hanging on a rack. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on ahead."

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