Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Dijon vu is the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating—always use condiments.
A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
A mistress can break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is a form of floor play.
The name Pavlov should ring a bell.
Condoms are for use on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet—it's an I for an I.
A bicycle cannot stand on its own—it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow—fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts—in feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a guy with a wooden leg but broke it off.
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