Thursday, December 31, 2020

A Few More Puns

A last few puns . . .

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Dijon vu is the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating—always use condiments.

A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

A mistress can break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is a form of floor play.

The name Pavlov should ring a bell.

Condoms are for use on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet—it's an I for an I.

A bicycle cannot stand on its own—it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow—fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts—in feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a guy with a wooden leg but broke it off. 

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