A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Haunted French
pancakes give me the crêpes.
When chemists die,
they barium.
All the toilets in
New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go
on.
A rubber-band pistol was
confiscated from an algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. Police are looking into it.
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