Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Puns for Your Brain

Let’s finish out the year with puns from a friend of mine.

 A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Fail to pay your exorcist and you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You get stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local area network in Australia—the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted—taint yours or mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is very hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller escaped from prison—a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes only on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are just subordinate clauses.

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle—in a manor of speaking. 

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